May Contain Dicks

heykidwannayiff:

And then I was piñatas. Bludgeon here for gummy innards.
(I know this is not technically porno, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless :> Thank you and all your followers for the inspiration~)

porno or not WOW this is adorable
you GUYS

Don’t mind me, just reblogging my own art.
That Renard guy sure is rad~

And then I was piñatas. Bludgeon here for gummy innards.

(I know this is not technically porno, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless :> Thank you and all your followers for the inspiration~)

porno or not WOW this is adorable

you GUYS

Don’t mind me, just reblogging my own art.

That Renard guy sure is rad~

diomades:

Yup.

Glorious.

Life is an ongoing course in learning how to fall. The falling is inevitable; the harm is optional.

“

—	Stephen Mitchell, The Second Book of the Tao, Chapter 58 Commentary

Shut the fuck up, bitch, I’m rated X!
Never gave a fuck so suck my dick!

“

—	Blood on the Dance Floor, “I.D.G.A.F.” These lyrics, they speak to me.

deltadarestodream:

My Face When

I have the weirdest boner right now…

darthneuro:

gripping suspense

ecmajor:

omg!

Not sure if boner…

… Okay, yes, totally boner.

Would you listen if I ask you?

try-to-stay-positive:

Are you feeling sad? Do you think no one cares? Are you feeling worthless? useless? Do you think you are a waste of space? Are you alone? broken? Do you cut? burn? binge? purge? Do you do any kind of self harm? Do you hate yourself? Are you tired of your life? Do you want to lock yourself in your room and never come out again? Does the voice in your head make you crazy? Do you scream but no one can hear you? Do you want to fall asleep and never wake up again? Do you want a relief from the pain? Do you want to be without the sadness? Do you want to escape from the darkness? Are you waiting for an end? Do you want to be in peace?

Then please listen to me.

Yes, I mean you. You, the person with sad and empty eyes. You, the person with tears on your face. You, the person with cuts all over your body. You, the person with the voice in the head that doesn’t shut up. You, the person who feels unimportant. You, the person who thinks ‘this if for anybody besides me’.

THIS is for YOU!

I’m here to tell you something. It’s your decision to listen or to go back scrolling. I won’t force you but I ask you kindly to keep reading.

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Hope and fear are both phantoms
that arise from thinking of the self.
When we don’t see the self as self,
what do we have to fear?

“

—	Stephen Mitchell, Tao Te Ching, Chapter 13

[21:36:01](>) Snowshimmer: brb abusing admin powers, changing the Doctor’s species to couch.
[21:36:13](>) Doctor Whooves: WAT
[21:36:52](>) Snowshimmer: Okay, Time Lord/Couch. How about that?
[21:37:38](>) Doctor Whooves: Ponycouch? :3c
[21:38:11](>) Snowshimmer: Or that!
[21:38:55](>) Snowshimmer: *sets all of his orientation bars to 110% percent while she’s in there*
[21:39:46](>) Doctor Whooves: I have ALL OF THE SEXUALITIES.
[21:40:16](>) Snowshimmer: THERE, ALL FIXED
[21:40:24](>) Snowshimmer: *is totally a badmin*
[21:44:00](>) Doctor Whooves: *Nuzzles all over the parts of Snowshimmer he can reach. He’s the weirdest couch ever.*
[21:45:09](>) Snowshimmer: Doctor Whooves: I maed u an avatar <3
[21:49:24](>) Doctor Whooves: *Has updated his avatar appropriately.*
[21:50:56](>) Snowshimmer: Doctor Whooves: Jesus fuck I don’t even have to deface that part of your profile for you X3 ILU~

Holy fuck haha

So, short story. Don’t fuck with me. I’ll make your car rape you.

“

—	Zam, regarding the BDSMW-M5

I can suggest that you go to SoFurry. That place is rampant with assholes and a few of them are bound to accept you.

“

—

Ganymede

mylittleponyproblem:

I guess you could say that unicorn is…

A dickhead.

This is just all kinds of terrifying.

I love it. Get on my blog.

I think we're a bad influence on Fluttershy...

2319: Fluttershy: I will try to remember to mention it... Basically, the only way to get him to do anything is to force him to do it *right now*, usually with threats of anal violation (but maybe that's just my style).
2319: Fluttershy: Maybe you oughta try The Stare?
Fluttershy: 2319: XD I don't think the Stare will work, and I'm still working out the Willpower mechanics of getting it to function... *facehoof*
2319: Fluttershy: Well, not so much The Stare itself as the stern speech that usually accompanies it.
Fluttershy: XD I sense that he'd just ignore it...
2319: Fluttershy: We'll team up, you get him from the front with the speech, and I whack him over the head with a rubber dong until he complies!
Fluttershy: 2319: ..... I just giggled until I snorted my glass of water
2319: Even Fluttershy thinks dongs are funny!
Diomades: Fluttershy apparently thinks beating people with dongs is great!
Fluttershy: In the way a six year old does. But it was more the image of you clubbing him with it
Fluttershy: As long as he doesn't get hurt....
2319: Diomades: I sense a political-type poster stemming from this... "Fluttershy votes yes for dong-clubbings!"
2319: Fluttershy: I'd use one of the small ones :3c
Fluttershy: 2319: *is now rolling on the floor, giggling like an 8 year old*
 Diomades: 2319: A vote for Fluttershy is a vote for corporal punishment by dong!
2319: Diomades: DYING